{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee","title":"Non-Alcoholic T-Shirt","description":"Vintage attitude meets barstool humor in this bold graphic tee made for whiskey lovers, weekend legends, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Featuring a laid-back skeleton kicking back with a drink in hand, this design combines distressed retro typography with rugged biker-bar energy for a shirt that instantly stands out.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe phrase “Not An Alcoholic, I’m An Alcohol Enthusiast” delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and personality — making it a great conversation starter for parties, BBQs, concerts, tailgates, bachelor trips, or casual nights out.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCrafted for fans of dark humor, drinking culture, and vintage-inspired streetwear, this tee pairs perfectly with jeans, boots, sneakers, or your favorite flannel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhiskey \u0026amp; bourbon lovers\u003cbr\u003e\nBar crawls \u0026amp; parties\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny gift ideas\u003cbr\u003e\nBiker \u0026amp; rock-inspired fashion\u003cbr\u003e\nWeekend drinking crews\u003cbr\u003e\nMen who appreciate sarcastic humor\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStyle: Vintage distressed graphic tee\u003cbr\u003e\nVibe: Funny • Bold • Relaxed • Rebel energy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.","brand":"BarelyTrying Tees","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48236949635331,"sku":"3813038_11546","price":18.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48236949668099,"sku":"3813038_11547","price":18.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48236949700867,"sku":"3813038_11548","price":18.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48236949733635,"sku":"3813038_11549","price":18.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48236949766403,"sku":"3813038_11550","price":21.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48236949799171,"sku":"3813038_12644","price":25.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48236949831939,"sku":"3813038_12645","price":29.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48236949864707,"sku":"3813038_12646","price":33.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/4868\/7363\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-and-back-6a1408c87994b.jpg?v=1779697888","url":"https:\/\/barelytrying-tees.myshopify.com\/products\/unisex-classic-tee","provider":"BarelyTrying Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}